Same Shit, Different Day ~ The Commute From Hell…

“Is This Your Idea Of Fun Mav?” ~ Goose

I Would Love To Change My Horn To Sound Like Gunfire

Don’t get excited. Nothing exciting happening with this 40-year-old. It’s a new year and nothing has changed but the calendar on my desk.

It’s the same shit, different day, all day every day.

I wake up in the morning to drive Ashley to school and quickly rush home to get ready to be awesome for the day and pray the wings on my eyeliner are even, just so I can rush back out and head to the office.

I make my first pit stop at Dunkin Donuts on my way to fuel my soul and I’m quickly in route to the office.

My commute should only take me 15 minutes. However, it takes me 30 minutes because, I drive through Lakewood at the absolute worst time in the am.

Lakewood is like driving through New York when the president is in town.

This morning I avoided two accidents and hitting a pedestrian who darted across the street as if  Bagel Nosh was giving away free donuts.

On my way home I once again spare another pedestrian from near death while crossing Route 9 during rush hour and I am almost killed by two cars fighting their way through traffic for the battle of who can get to the next red light sooner.

By the time I arrive home I am stressed and mentally exhausted.

If Stress From Commuting Burned Calories… I Would Be A Super Model

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